Fat Barbarian: A Humorous Fantasy Adventure (Fat Barbarian Saga Book 1)

A fat barbarian. Obnoxious talking swords. Heroes don’t get more epic than this.
Barney is on a mission to rescue Queen Prunella from the Sorcerer. Armed with his chatty magic swords, Barney will encounter fire-breathing dragons, gratuitous violence, a barfly wizard named Doug, dragonmen, a seductive wood nymph, and, maybe, the true meaning of friendship.
And then things get really interesting.
Is our barbarian actually trapped in a twisted game to test his resolve to embrace Might as a way of life? Is pacifism a legitimate lifestyle choice for a magic sword? What kind of barbarian knows the difference between ‘imply’ and ‘infer’?
Pick up Fat Barbarian for the answer to these and other questions you didn’t know you had.